Now here is a teacher due for retirement. Chopper suffers from chronic fatigue, forgetfulness, and serious outbursts. Approaching the untimely age of 102, Chopper knows nothing about the subject(s) he is supposedly teaching. He sits around and just writes up stuff to do, not really teaching anyone anything. Here are a few typical conversations during class....note that these are based on real conversations:
CONVERSATION 1:
"___________, Stop it!"
or similarly:
"_____________, you're talking, have you finished your work?"
CONVERSATION 2:
"Ok everyone stop work, I want your undivided attention..."
or similarly:
"Get your book out."
With such an unstable teacher such as that, are you still wondering how these "teachers" can slip through the Department of Education? And if this sort of behaviour is passed by the DoE, what isn't??? If this is what the DoE call a teacher, I'd hate to see who they fail for teaching positions!
The little substance left in Mr Reeds puny brain is full of old useless boring shit, which he will constantly talk about during class, about the "Good ol' days...". Unfortunately, his brain is full, and as a result, there is no space left for him to learn anything that happened post-1974.
Rumour has it that he will be retiring in 1999.
"But I've finished..."
"Stop it."
"Yes Mr Reed."
"No you haven't (insert the word "girlie" here if talking to female)! Get on with it."
(People start to turn toward him...)
"I SAID EVERYBODY STOP WORK!!!!!!!!!" (Now bellowing, only 0.5 seconds after finishing first sentence...)
"I left my book at home.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN???" (Gradually getting louder) "THATS IT! GET OUTSIDE!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR BOOK!!!!"