First off, Mr McLean is known for is legs as well, for as each day, they are cleanly shaven. Mr McLean is also known for having a crappy car. That little piece of junk he calls his "Love Machine", is no more than a rotting piece of filth. I mean, have you seen it? It is this little white car, with no muscle and/or grunt. He uses it for "picking up groovy chicks", and putting it to good use at the drive in, with these so called groovy chicks. That's right, the "Love Machine" comes in handy all the time, whether it be for transporting wood from one "campus" - as Mrs Bellamy likes to put it - to another, or driving to and from the video shop, as he has so much spare time on his hands because his job requires no special attention at home.

I must admit, though, that Mr McLean is a nice guy. I mean, in his youth, he once "saved a trapped baby from a burning car". Yeah right. This was a guise he put on after accidently setting fire to, and later blowing up the car. He was a hero. Some say that he is one of those people who craves credit. You know the type - they only do stuff if they receive "due credit".

In saying all of the above, I must admit that Mr McLean is streets ahead of the other PDHPE teachers. He is probably the most understanding one of the lot, as long as YOU AREN'T LATE TO CLASS!!