ORIGINAL PROFILE:

Mrs Hammond is an "expert" PDHPE teacher. She has all the neccesary qualifications. That's right, she went to primary school. Wow!! What an acheivement. Your parents have every reason to let you off at school all day long, in the hands of an accomplished child career.

Mrs Hammond is known for having the biggests thighs in all the land. Yes, she suffers from chub-rub.

She knows all there is to know about hockey, and much much more, for example, pleasurable places to put a hockey stick. If you ever need a hand with your maths homework, and your maths teacher is unavailable, this is not the person to turn to. Thunder Thighs Belinda Hammond is, as they say, as dumb as a doorpost. That's not to say she is the most unintelligent in the PDHPE faculty. No, actually I would rank her the smartest one of the lot. Think about it, wouldn't you too, considering the competition?

ADDITIONAL INFO:

Mrs Hammond would have to be the most sexist teacher in the school, more than Mr Selim...She only teaches the girls PE because she has no control over students as she cannot bellow loud enough (Caringbah High School is run on fear) unlike Mrs Ayre or Mr Jones. She gives all "her girls" excellent marks (even if they sit on their fat arses all period talking) and doesn't punish them for not bringing their uniform because it makes it appear that she is doing a good job teaching, despite the fact she teaches hockey 99.9% of the time.

Of course, most of the students don't realise this, because they are, of course, sitting on their fat butts scoffing down food and lying in the sun, and Mr Jones has his head stuck up Mrs Ayre's arse and doesn't pay attention to whats going on.