It is very hard to inform you of Edney for three reasons. One, he is well, Edney, a complex person that could only be described as Edney. Two, I am not one of Edney's um...well I was going to say friends but seeming as though he has none, I will start again. Two, I am not one of those unfortunate souls who Edney hangs around with; there are others who could write a more detailed description. (Ben (Wiggins) is working on a game called 'Edney Killer' which he promises will be out in October/November) And thirdly, most of you reading this are already aware of Edney and his nerdity.

David Edney was born one fateful April night in 1985. (Yes, 1985, and he's in year 10...doesn't make sense does it?) This I feel is one of Edney's worst points. As he is already immature enough, it does not make it any easier that he is in with 15 and 16 (and 17) year olds. He is also a really big nerd, accelerating in computing studies even though he's accelerated in everything else, and he has never got a detention or anything...

Edneys musical interests are non existant (I thought the advent of MP3 would have brought him into the world of music...apparently not), as are his sporting interests and social life (would you go anywhere with him????), and unfortunately goes round quoting South Park (albeit horribly..."Beethcake! BeethCAKE!") which most likely he only watches so that he has something to talk about with other human beings. Oh and yeah, he doesn't watch them on TV, he has to download them and watch them on one of the three computers in his house the rich bastard. :(

Something has to be done about Edney, and quickly. Unless we do something, Edney's going to be around for 2 years, and I'm sorry, either me or Edney are going...I'd prefer the latter option...wouldn't you?